I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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