when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
