my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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