Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
