Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she looked like the before picture.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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