I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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