"it" just moved
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All the doctor said was why
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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