im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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