Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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