I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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