So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
