and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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