im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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