bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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