My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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