what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
