Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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