i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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