I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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