Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
