Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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