i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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