White coat. Heels.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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