So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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