how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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