I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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