Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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