If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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