She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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