Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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