Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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