He is an equal opportunity slut.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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