She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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