just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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