he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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