Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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