i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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