Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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