at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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