god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
