White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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