That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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