Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
