White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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