I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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