he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So vagazzling was a success
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So apparently I’m into choking now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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