yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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