are you so shy because you have an std?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Come share oat with me in your robe
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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