C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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