where am i from again
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
