I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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