How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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