drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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